First time
I ate radish cake for the first time.
I had to act normal and pretend like I had been eating it for the past 23 years of my life because his older sister was there and I wanted to act normal.
To be honest, it tasted a bit weird, but what the hell..
And oh, it was also the first lunch where I had hot tea to down my solid foods.
LOL.
congratulations to me.
i am really pissed off. he promised we would spend the day together. but he was so drunk last night, he could’t even remember that he promised. :(
he makes me feel forgotten sometimes :(
i want to smoke. the strawberry flavored cigarette that i smoked way back in college.
(via justastarr)
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
| (Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil) | |
| Vice: | Hi, ano pangalan mo? |
| Gwapo: | Ako po? |
| Vice: | Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. |
| (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window) | |
| Gas boy: | Magpapagas po? |
| Vice: | Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. |
| (Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke) | |
| Vice: | Manong bayad po. |
| Manong1: | Ilan ‘to? |
| Vice: | Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep. |
| (Bababa na sya) | |
| Vice: | Manong, para. |
| Manong1: | Bababa ka na? |
| Vice: | Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun. |
| (2nd attempt) | |
| Vice: | Para ho. |
| Manong1: | Dyan ba sa tabi? |
| Vice: | Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako. |
| (Binaba siya sa gitna) | |
| Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep… | |
| Manong2: | Nasaktan ka ba? |
| Vice: | (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan. |
| Di ko napigilan. Natawa ako e : | )) |
| =)))))))))) | |
| Made my day. =))))))))))) |
